jakemalik:

"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."

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(Source: hi, via phobias)

indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

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Anonymous:
What is your opinion on rape

phobias:

if lucifer needs permission to enter a person then so do you

unfollower:

i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch

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vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Source: trashboat, via covocal)

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cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

(via cumfort)

Anonymous:
Post a selfie? ;)