"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."
So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not
I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
What is your opinion on rape
if lucifer needs permission to enter a person then so do you
i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch
if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough
Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.
Post a selfie? ;)