humorprince:

why can’t problems stop following me like hey stop where you are right now i don’t need you

(via pizza)

anus:

spotting a hot person

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(via hotboyproblems)

jpgay:

atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song 

(via cumfort)

dirtylittledamsel:

2013 was literally just one big vine

(via pizza)

stevenfresco:

i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours

(Source: selmezs, via phobias)

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: factota, via hotboyproblems)

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via phobias)